( Scary but True Results! )

thinks that Santa is just like every other man... 
Comes and goes in less than 5 min,
eats your food, calls you a HO,
leaves before you get up.

I have Alice's power too!
I already can see where I will be
November 18th 2011 and November 16 2012!
Wow I'm good! 2 years into the future!

I have very valuable information.
Names, places,..
I'm willing to cut a deal.

3 bottles of bleach
$15.00

One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel
$35.00

3 boxes of trash bags
$10.00

The look on the cashier's face
Priceless!